Host: Welcome everyone, to the premiere of America’s newest blog show, Who Not To Trust. Where we interview some of the most unsavory people in the the real estate business. Today’s show is coming to
you from the real estate market of just about Anywhere USA.
Today’s topic: How some buyer’s agents are putting their commission ahead of their duties to their clients.
Our special guest today is one of the areas self-proclaimed “top producers” of real estate for buyers, Mr. I.B. Greedy.
Host: Welcome I.B.
Greedy: Oh, please, just call me Greedy.
Host: Ok, Mr. Greedy, welcome to today’s show. My sources say that you have devised a new way of increasing your commission in this very difficult market .
Greedy: Well yes, as a matter of fact I have. But how did you find out about it? This was supposed to be a secret among the Greedy family.
Host: I am not allowed to reveal my sources but, trust me, they are very reliable. So tell me about this new plan.
Greedy: Well, if you insist. Here is how the scam, er, I mean plan works. I am sure that you have heard that appraised values for some homes are coming in less than the contracted purchase price.
Host: Yes, I am aware of that.
Greedy: Then you must also know that an appraisal that comes in short can threaten my deal. In the past there have been three options when this problem arises. 1. The seller accepts the lower price, 2. The buyer agrees to pay the higher original contract price, or 3. The transaction is cancelled because neither party budges. Recently, though, we have resurrected a long forgotten 4th option.
Host: What would that be?
Greedy: Finding a way to get the appraised value increased by researching comparable sales to see if there are any sales that the appraiser may have missed that would support a higher value.
Host: So the seller’s agent does this research right?
Greedy: No, I do it too.
Host: But you are representing the buyer, right?
Greedy: Right!
Host: Do you tell your buyer when the appraisal comes in low?
Greedy: Only if I can’t figure out a way with the seller’s agent to justify a higher value.
Host: You mean you “conspire” with the seller’s agent to come up with a higher value.
Greedy: In our family we call it “cooperating”.
Host: So wouldn’t the lower price benefit your client?
Greedy: Oh, sure. But the lower price means a lower commission for me. Or, if the deal dies, I don’t get any commission at all! I can’t let that happen, no matter what.
Host: Don’t your ethics……
Greedy: My what?
Host: Your ethics.
Greedy: What are those?
Host: You know, the duty to put your clients needs above all else?
Greedy: Heh, Heh, that’s funny.
Host: So to sum this up, you and the rest of your Greedy family are more concerned about your commission than your clients well being.
Greedy: Yep, you get the picture.
Host: Well, thank goodness your family is small.
Greedy: We’re not a small as you might think!
Host: Well, there you have it folks, another reason to be careful when choosing a real estate agent to represent YOUR interests. Remember, not all REALTORS® are like this, but there are just enough of them that they unfortunately taint the rest of the industry.
OROVILLE REAL ESTATE, HOMES, CHICO, PARADISE, FOR SALE, LISTINGS BUTTE COUNTY, NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, CA